When the Iowa Hawkeyes played Pitt, “God’s-Gift-To-Sports-Casting” Pam Ward eloquently stated that coach Kirk Ferentz only chews “Sugar Free Big League Chew” and he was down to his last 7 pieces. Although there are contradicting internet reports about exactly what brand of gum Kirk is chewing (anything from Double Bubble to Bubble Yum), I move that when the [...]

In last Friday’s presidential debate, Senator John McCain stated that a major problem with our governmental departments is a lack of accountability. I would venture to say the same holds true for the Iowa Hawkeye’s coaching staff.
Kirk Ferentz’s salary was the highest for a college football coach when it was first agreed upon. Current reports [...]

I am the aforementioned cousin of the disgruntled squawker. I did not realize that he held such deep seeded issues of being bullied. I guess a couple of Old Milwaukee’s next time we are at the Steamboat will smooth that over.
But I digress; I am here to complain about Iowa Football. Growing up in Iowa, [...]